Have you ever thought about people with really bland, old people names and like how at one point they were babies and someone had to say, “Hey, this is my baby.” “Wow what a cute baby! What’s his name!” “Bob.”
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
School just really sucks cause they take this wonderful concept of learning and discovering new things and just completely ruin it with the atmosphere of judgement and suppression of creativity and strict deadlines and basing your intelligence on a letter and wow you ruined it nice job
why double dipping isnt actually a problem:
- if i want some more dip im getting some and u aint gonna be a lil bitch about it
that guy in class who constantly adds irrelevant and stupid comments during the lecture
I never see my brother anymore the only sign I have of him ever being home is my food is gone
Omg this girl in my pre calc class is in psychology and today she asked my teacher to draw a house and so he did on the board and she fucking walks up to the board and goes “I see your door has no doorknob, that means you don’t want people to come into your life, and no windows? You don’t want people to see what’s going on inside. Ah and your door is slightly off center that means your life is off track of where you’d like to be.” aND SHE GAVE HIM A WHOLE PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS SHES BEEN IN THE CLASS FOUR DAYS. FOUR FUCKING DAYS.